Chicken Fed between Toes. Eyes on Either Side of Head like antenna = Artificial Chocolate Leg. Neck Like a Rubber Billy. Flaps around on Leg like a Trapped Goose. Both Legs also Rubber. Plastic Chicken Nailed to Hand to prepare for the Crosstika. Lard Bubbles over on the Stove. Boiling Lard piped into a Cone to Make Lard Suit out of Clay Rubber. Chicken Fried Baboons Run Wild, Rip the Heads off Tourists when the Lust Takes them, Tourist on Fire and Shitting Himself as He Screams Obscenities and Takes a Swallow Dive off the Beccles Clock Tower. Jesus Came Again,. God and the Satan both Wearing Jodhpurs and Smoking Large Meerschaum Pipes. Laugh at Death and the Funnies. Both are Funny. Toilet Smell seeps over the Marsh. Many Shit themselves in a Field. Use the Binoculars to Burn a nest of Ants and Wasps in the Deep Recesses of Hell. I eat 2 Kilos of Butter in the Hopes of Shitting out a Magnificent Butter Pipe. Use of the Anus as a Divining Road. Perfectly Tuned to the Frequency of the Planet. Anus picks up Werewolves and Mummies.

Rubber Turkey Necks Deep Fried in Batter on the Filthy Streets of Libya. No Order here with The Colonel Gone. Vast Armies Sit and Smoke Opium in their Undersea Lairs Killing the Itch for Battle. Lollipops and Bubblegum gone to Seed and Sprouting String Warts and Pus Bubbles. Green Slime Floors Slick with a Thousand Feet Covered in Shit, No Need for Carpets just Burn the Churches and Schools. Blind Lepers with Weeping Sores Prowl, looking for Hot Chicks with Huge Tits to Rape. Huge Cocks dragging behind them in the Dirt that would make a Horse Blush. Men Ripping the Spines from the Young. Covering Spine in their Dripping Filth for Lubrication. Enter Spine into the Anus Vertebrae by Vertebrae. Skull erupts from the Skull of the ingestee. Laughing Crazily at Death and Shit, Teeth Rotten and Brown from Faeces and Death, Still Laugh at Cripples trying to Tie their Shoelaces. Shoe Salesman Joke. Never Fails at Anytime. Blood Drips from the Anus showing Signs of a Gusher. Fissure ??? I never met Her. Butt Piper Joke never Fails at anytime except when Leaping from a Plane without a Parachute. Paramedics line the Airfields riding Pork Chops and Holding out Shit Stained Sheets. Jump into this, Bubba, You cant Miss. Shit Stain Sheet Ripped to Shreds made by Cheap Chinese Labour with Fake Beadle Hands. Cheap ones made of Gas or Air. Totally invisible and intangible leading to Massive Scandal in Delhi when Beadle Hand Factory Blows leading to the Deaths of Thousands. Never let go near a Naked Flame unless you are Bluer than a Baboon's Arse.

Face Covered in Horrifying Pus Dripping Chancres and String Warts. One Arm Huge. One Arm Withered like a Crippled Retard,
Resembling a Pus Bloated Slug. Wheezing and Cracking Scream at Old Woman for No Reason at All. Hate Them. My only Friend is a Skinless Brainless Monkey with No Genitals. Came back disappointed at the Lobotomy Clinic. Nothing to Operate on. Beats me in a Three Legged Arse Race. Arsehole Reversed. Takes in rather than gives out like a Vacuum Cleaner. Beetles and Bugs Crawl over Me in Hong Kong. No Brain to Operate on. Just going through the Motions with Laser Scalpel and Belt Sander. 
The Retardation is Strong with this one, Captain. The Process can not Be Reversed. Eyeball Piercings Popular in Fiji These Days. People Totally Blind. No Brain. No Eyes. No Limbs. Velcro on Face as rotted by Pox from the Sewers of Calcutta. Ears Swollen like Cauliflowers. Get a Dog for Comfort. A Split Dog Cleaved in Two From Head to Anus. Iron Lung Breathing in Cancer and Diesel Fumes Just for Fun. Priest Crosses Himself with One Hand Masturbates like a Rabid Baboon with the Other. Mind in another World. Populated only by Lizards with Rubber Souls tacked to Feet and Forehead. Wear Beadle Mask and Fake Beadle Hand. 

Buttons Popping Like Bullets as Fat Cunt Vomits up His Intestines. Liver Bloat Scheckel's tries to escape via the Anus. Liver Peeking out like a Guilty Schoolboy. Fire Ants and Wolf Crickets amass like the Biblical Plagues, Sharks hunt on Land in Packs looking for Street Con Artists Hiding the Bean. Policeman bends over with a Truncheon in His Anus. Pens all Brown and Shit Stained. Brain in Reverse in a Typhoon Blizzard, Magic Reigns from the Heavens and the Depths of Hell Tea, as of Headless Orangutans fight With Limbless Beavers. Both Invisible and Fighting the Eternal Battle in another Dimension far removed from ours, Humans made of Paper and Wax and Breeding like wildfire, seen as Outsiders like Gingers. They are Not Like Us. Aliens came down from Space took one look at the Welcoming Committee and Fucked Off right Back. No Chicken Zingers on the Kraft Table and the Ginger Wine was Urine dyed Ginger. Snakes eat People out of Spite and Hatred and Turn the selves inside out Laughing. Venom pours from their Spines Like a Chanchred Puffer Fish, Many Wept Tears of Shit and Piss as Jesus popped up in a Second Coming. He was Blue like that of the Arse of a Baboon. He made himself Young and Thin using Cheap Mirrors and Tummy Tucks. Took it too far and Shat Himself Blind, but cleared all his Ulcers and Tumours. Christ Nails Liver and other Offal to His Feet as he knows not Shoes. Eyes and Brain Liquefied in His Head for Gazing on the Unclean One who can not be Gazed upon. 

Pope Shakes with two hugely Engorged Fake Beadle Hands,. Pus Dripping from His Eyes as He Curses Everything and Everybody. Lips Pursed like a Sour Old Biddy. Old Biddies Burn Pope Alive for Pulling the Fake Beadle Caper. Sign of the Bent and Twisted Fingers on the Six Fingered Hand. Horrible Deformed and Hunchback like Retard Babies. Black Tar Pus Dripping from Eyes like Molten Tears . Man says 'Everything Melts' Weeps Faeces from Eyes and Blood Gushes from Ears and Anus, Test Subject from a Disease worse than Ebola and Scopolamine, Blood Drinking Monkey Hand Puppets on Hands and Feet and Third Leg to Entertain Children> Clown Face on Buttocks. Performs Upside down with Old Chap Dangling like Meat Hammer Blacking the Eyes. Fake Rubber Tits Melded on with Gorilla Glue Glow in the Dark as Phantoms Shriek, Many Keep small Fish in the Mouths and Anus in Case of Emergencies like the Plague or Buried Alive in Shit Stinking Sand. People Believe in the God and the Satan, One says Yes the Other says No. All Animals reek of Butter and rancid Pus Close up. Windbreakers break Wind from the Depths of Hades. John the Divine Blushes at a Winged Serpent as Fire Erupts from his Anus like a Flamethrower. Monster Pickles Rub each other Erect. Erotic Cucumbers wish they were made of Rubber or Black Granite, Satan Calls out but nobody Listens to his Foolish Blather.

Filthy Smell of Chicken Vapour Lingers at the Back of the Eyes and Ears causing the Anus to Itch and Nang. Anus Weeps Blood Like the Eyes of the Statue of Jesus, Shit Smell Cloys the Air like Smell of Shit. Shit Running down the Legs and walking funny like a Duck Legged Monkey, Legs like Rubber or Glass unable to support the Torso. Burn it all Down. I cant stand up and I am Blind, Vultures Swoop to be reborn via the Anus, Buzzards fly out covered in Liquid Shit and Pus. Brains already Destroyed. Cowboys Pose with them for Pictures to Show the Wife and Kids. Astronauts and Go Kart Drivers Huff Petrol and lose their Minds and All their Money in ill advised Crazy Golf Betting. All are Drunk, Blind and Have Shat Themselves. Shouting Loudly about Pulling Bats and Tarantulas out of their Anus. Yes Sir I can Drink Liquid Fire and Napalm. You see if I cant. No Puppies, Bunnies or Kitty Cats Here. Just Shit Hounds with Rabies. I lay on a Lilo in the Brown Sea reading the Bible Upside Down and Drinking Margaritas. How Long Oh Lord. How Long. Am I the Chosen or the Red Headed Step Mongol who must be Pissed on and Beaten. I make a Statue of Myself out of Shit and Piss and Immediately set myself on Fire. Beans Beans Butter With Hot Ones Roasting on the Infernal Fire. A Whole Lake I can swim in. These days I make myself turn inside out by using only the Power of the Mind . I can bend Steel and print Money out of My Ass. Eat up Paper, Shit out Money.